“U.S. Marines — Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club”

“Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!”

“Interrogators can’t water board dead guys”

“U.S. Marines — Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” Naval Corollary; Dead men don’t
testify.

“The Marine Corps — When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed
Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? …. A little Recoil”

“Marines — Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their
Country Since 1775″*

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden — It’s Our Job To Arrange The
Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills — US Navy Gun Fire Support”

“Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?”

“My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college”

“Machine Gunners — Accuracy by Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy — Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank
A Veteran”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has
Never Solved Anything.”

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that problem.” -
Ronald Reagan