Submitted by: Kurt J Fitsch         

Ya gotta love Mr. show biz himself Don Rickles dry humor. Mr. Rip must be
          getting ready for retirement, because if he isn’t Obama will retire him now
          anyway LOL

           ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS

          Don Rickles Roasts the Dems…

          Hello, dummies!  Oh my God, look at you.  Anyone else hurt in the accident?

          Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
          Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man.  You add partisanship,
          subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

          Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr.  T.
          And Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.
          Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin
          Federline look successful.

          Speaking of the Speaker…  Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba!  Hey baby, you
          must’ve been something before electricity.
          Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
          don’t let that fool you.  She really is an idiot.
          Madame Speaker….  want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says
          she’s not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

          Charlie Rangel…  still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind.  What
          does that make, six decades of theft?
          Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion.  He’s the guy who
          writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income!
          So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary?  Rangel runs more scams than a
          Nigerian Banker.

          Barney Frank – he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider…  he
          and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they’re not only not
          serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial
          system!
          Let’s all admit it…  Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
          Novocain.. How did this guy get elected?  Oh, that’s right… he’s from
          Massachusetts .  That’s the state that elects Mr.  Charisma, John Kerry –
          man of the people!

          You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles
          with him.
          Here’s a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a “lying
          weasel”, it may be time to retire.
          Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons .  Even Rangel looks
          up to him!

          Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you…. especially given your
          upbringing.  All you’ve overcome….  I heard your birth certificate is an
          apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it
          really works for you.  Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s
          my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

          As for President Obama, what can I say?  They say President Obama’s arrogant
          and aloof, but I don’t agree.
          Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring.  I don’t
          mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
          His mind is open to new ideas — so open that ideas simply pass through it.

          Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name
          really was Barack.
          Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record…
          he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.

          FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR “HOPE AND CHANGE”…
          BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!          Ya gotta love Mr. show biz himself Don Rickles dry humor. Mr. Rip must be
          getting ready for retirement, because if he isn’t Obama will retire him now
          anyway LOL

           ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS

          Don Rickles Roasts the Dems…

          Hello, dummies!  Oh my God, look at you.  Anyone else hurt in the accident?

          Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
          Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man.  You add partisanship,
          subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

          Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr.  T.
          And Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.
          Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin
          Federline look successful.

          Speaking of the Speaker…  Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba!  Hey baby, you
          must’ve been something before electricity.
          Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
          don’t let that fool you.  She really is an idiot.
          Madame Speaker….  want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says
          she’s not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

          Charlie Rangel…  still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind.  What
          does that make, six decades of theft?
          Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion.  He’s the guy who
          writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income!
          So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary?  Rangel runs more scams than a
          Nigerian Banker.

          Barney Frank – he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider…  he
          and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they’re not only not
          serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial
          system!
          Let’s all admit it…  Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
          Novocain.. How did this guy get elected?  Oh, that’s right… he’s from
          Massachusetts .  That’s the state that elects Mr.  Charisma, John Kerry –
          man of the people!

          You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles
          with him.
          Here’s a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a “lying
          weasel”, it may be time to retire.
          Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons .  Even Rangel looks
          up to him!

          Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you…. especially given your
          upbringing.  All you’ve overcome….  I heard your birth certificate is an
          apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it
          really works for you.  Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s
          my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

          As for President Obama, what can I say?  They say President Obama’s arrogant
          and aloof, but I don’t agree.
          Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring.  I don’t
          mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
          His mind is open to new ideas — so open that ideas simply pass through it.

          Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name
          really was Barack.
          Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record…
          he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.

          FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR “HOPE AND CHANGE”…
          BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!