Tax his  land,
       Tax his  bed,
       Tax the  table
       At which he’s  fed.

        Tax his tractor,
        Tax his mule,
        Teach him taxes
        Are the rule.

       Tax his  work,
       Tax his  pay,
        He works for  peanuts
        Anyway!

        Tax his cow,
        Tax his goat,
        Tax his  pants,
       Tax  his coat.

        Tax his ties,
        Tax his shirt,
        Tax his work,
       *

      *Tax his dirt.

         Tax his tobacco,
        Tax his drink,
        Tax him if he
        Tries to think.

       Tax  his cigars,
       Tax his  beers,
       If he  cries,
       then his tears.

        Tax his car,
        Tax his gas,
       Find  other ways
       To tax all he has
       Then let him know
       That you  won’t be done
        Till he has no dough.

       When he screams and hollers,
       Then tax  him some more,
       Tax him till
       He’s good and sore.

        Then tax his coffin,
        Tax his grave,
        Tax the sod in
        Which he’s laid.

       Put these words
       upon his tomb,
       ‘Taxes drove me to my doom…’

       When he’s gone,
       Do not relax,
       Its time to apply
       The inheritance tax.

       Accounts Receivable Tax
       Building Permit Tax
       CDL license Tax
       Cigarette Tax
       Corporate Income Tax
       Dog License Tax
       Excise Taxes
       Federal Income Tax
       Federal Unemployme nt Tax (FUTA)
       Fishing License Tax
       Food License Tax
       Fuel Permit Tax
       Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
       Gross Receipts Tax
       Hunting License Tax
       Inheritance Tax
       Inventory Tax
       IRS  Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of  tax)
       Liquor Tax
       Luxury Taxes
       Marriage License Tax
       Medicare Tax
       Personal Property Tax
       Property Tax
       Real Estate Tax
       Service Charge Tax
       Social Security Tax
       Road Usage Tax
       Sales Tax
       Recreational Vehicle Tax
       School Tax
       State Income Tax
       State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
       Telephone Federal Excise Tax
       Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
       Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
       Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
       Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges
       Telephone State and Local Tax
       Telephone Usage Charge Tax
       Utility Taxes
       Vehicle License Registration Tax
       Vehicle Sales Tax
       Watercraft Registration Tax
       Well Permit Tax
       Workers Compensation Tax

        STILL THINK THIS IS  FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world.

We  had absolutely no national debt, had the largest  middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to  raise the  kids.

What happened? Can you spell  ’politicians!’
And I still have to ‘press 1′ for  English!?!?!?!?

GO AHEAD – -  -Vote Conservatives IN,  **BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!*

Lee ADDS: Now they want to TAX:Energy, HEALTHCARE, SODAS and Thwe AIR WE BREATHE!