Crazy Qaddafi Qualifies For Obama Health Care Plan
By Lisa Richards
September 23, 2009
Saturday Night Live could not have done a crazier skit of Qaddafi at the UN than Qaddafi
himself. The world’s most disheveled drag queen—darling, do us all a favor: please call Queer
Eye—stood before the UN Assembly Council dressed in 1980’s conference center drapes, rambling
on like a Hollywood drunk about the fact it was night time in Libya and everyone should be
asleep, why is he talking to a tired, sleepy crowd that should be, and would be, asleep, if
they were in their own homelands where it is night time, and why was he, Qaddafi, up at 4 AM
in America this morning when he should have been asleep?
Because darling, America is trying to torture you with Eastern Standard Time.
This day was the day an America president publically acknowledged and accepted Mahmoud
Ahmadinedjad as a legitimate human being and leader of Iran and Libya’s president spun into
insanity on live TV while calling Barry Obama “My Son.”
Love or hate George W. Bush, he was not loved by terrorists or terror-sponsored states and
their leaders, nor was he called “Son” by murderers.
The fact that the UN allows the mastermind of Pan-Am Flight 800’s bombing to speak further
proves the UN hates life and loves terrorists. The actuality that a man like Qadaffi is
welcomed with applause, after he allowed the return of a brutal terrorist from Scotland to
Libya, further shows the UN is not an organization of peace, but one that supports the
annihilation of human beings it considers unfit: Jews and Christians.
Qaddafi’s rambling, nonsensical speech was a diatribe against America and Israel. The raving
maniac in Maybelline questioned “why are we against Iran and Iraq and Afghanistan?” Qaddafi
insisted “we should leave Afghanistan to the Afghans.” We did darling, that’s why it is the
Poppy Podunk with a bunch of backpacks on legs.
According to the Muslim Maude, the planes that bombed the World Trade Center and Pentagon on
9/11 did not take off from Afghanistan or Iraq, they took off from America. Gee, that’s
enlightenment. In other words, if Muslim terrorists from the Middle East hijack American
planes in America, it’s not an actual act of terrorism, or hijacking, but the simple mistake
of really bad flying by guys who misunderstood their religion.
So technically, on 9/11, only Islam was hijacked, not American planes since they took off in
America.
Qaddafi also put the JFK assassination to rest by letting us all know Lee Harvey Oswald did
not shoot President Kennedy, Jack Ruby murdered JFK. He had nothing to do with Bobby’s
murder. Well, that makes it better. I would hate to think an innocent communist shot the
president. It’s much better knowing an angry bar owner murdered the president and Bobby
Kennedy’s assassination was a ricochet.
The truth is Qaddafi had nothing to say, other than his endorsement of Barry Obama and blaming
America and Israel for everything evil he’s done.
Qaddafi came to the UN for one reason: to be seen. All he did was prove he is insane, likes
to wear hotel drapes made of taffeta, looks hideous in pillbox hats, should give up wearing
make-up, and Lithium and Thorzine should always be legal and used.
The Libyan loon read from spiral notebook paper with torn edges. Qaddafi constantly shuffled
through his handwritten, crumpled notes, because, even he couldn’t understand anything he was
saying.
The speech was so absurd, so preposterously asinine, I’m not sure if Qaddafi spoke or had a
mental meltdown that qualifies him for End Of Life Counseling and hopefully ill-equipped and
unskilled suicide assistance.
Qaddafi did note he feels medicine should be free of charge. In his case I would be in full
support of a free overdose.
Joe Biden finally has a run for his plagiarized money. Biden can’t pull off the long wind or
conspiracy theories Qaddafi does.
For nearly one hour the terrorist reenacted “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe” while UN members
were seen looking agape and wiping their sweaty foreheads. Qaddafi put the nail in the UN’s
coffin with his crazy antics that showed the organization up for who they are: anti-
Semites/anti-Americans.
The UN cannot recover from this embarrassment that I predict will be the birth of 2009’s fall
comedy season. Emmy’s will be given thanks to Qaddafi, who, made the UN and Muslim
terrorists, look like the ignorant, brainwashed nuts they are.
In truth Qaddafi said nothing shocking for me to write about. He simply acted crazy and fed
the comedy writers who will be richer this season. The only thing that could save Qaddafi and
the UN from Americans seeing the truth would be for Qaddafi to check himself into rehab.
Liberals and the elite media love a truly pathetic rehab case.
On the up side Tom Delay and his cha-cha polyester butt shake to “Wild Thing” is no longer the
most embarrassing thing to be seen on TV this week.
