Submitted by: Elaine Karsner
WARNING FROM PAKISTAN
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned
the United States that if Military actions against Iraq continue,
Taliban authorities intend to cut off America’s supply
of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6
Managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab
Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer
Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no
more candidates for President of the United States !
It’s gonna get ugly!
It’s gonna get ugly!
