Submitted by: Patricia Jackson

White Guilt is Dea
By Tom Adkins

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shufflingalong, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtuallyeuphoric. Don’tget me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America’s flirtationwith neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magicalclouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without ashred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim toAmerica: The Era of White Guilt is over.

This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majorityof white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, andenthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just anyblack man. A very liberal black man who spent his early careerrace-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, andactively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Someresume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore,as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around ournecks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, Americanliberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eyeof black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialistsolution. But if a black man can become President, exactly whatsignificant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutelydestroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon ishereby slain.

So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this dayforward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is nowexactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s”God Damn America,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization, orJesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go home.All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate whitey? Youmust now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up.ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Blackseparatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead.I’m waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge ofAllegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knowswhere you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull up your pants. Your underwear isshowing.> You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I’mstill waiting for the first black French President.

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despisedlazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man iskeepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You haveno excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money becausesomeone’ s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain andmisery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personallyrevile.

It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine uponthe heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wifeswapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free loveand cop-killing. Careful.don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t begentle. Just dump it.> Wash your hands. It’s filthy.

In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can yousell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wifewent to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires,bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now,Like a delicious O’Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaignrendered itself moot by it’s own victory! America is officially ameritocracy. Obama’s election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully.Wham!!!

That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era ofwhite guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirtshoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabidbastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% forBarak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50?Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparentracism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to startspreading the guilt around.

Lee ADDS: I doubt if Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and all of the Back ‘crap disturbers’ even realize that their day is OVER!