Garfield on the oil crisis  

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there’s a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coa stal
Florida
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Coastal
Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Utah  

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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
dipsticks are located in DC 

Any
Questions? NO?…Didn’t think so.