Words of WISDOM from a WIT!

Robin Williams,  wearing a shirt that says ‘I love New York‘ in  Arabic.
You gotta love Robin  Williams……Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come  up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador  to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams‘  plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)

‘I see a lot of  people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.  So, here’s one plan.’

1) ‘The US will apologize to the world  for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You  know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein,  and the rest of those ‘ good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’  again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the  world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and  the Philippines They don’t want us there. We would station troops at  our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the  fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their  affairs together and leave We’ll give them a free trip home. After  90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,  regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will  welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly  checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No  one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it  there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be  available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11  cashiers.

5) No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older  ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’  and it’s back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort  to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include  developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a  temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou  will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other  oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t  like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell  their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage  sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other  natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can  pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they  need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the  army. The people who need it most get very little, if  anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island  someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here  Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup  for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and  beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any  longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it…or LEAVE…Now,  isn’t that a winner of a plan?

‘The Statue of Liberty is no  longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’  She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of  me?’ ‘

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