“Senator Bob” is obviously a pseudonym, but the thoughts seem to be worthy
of consideration.
  I don’t know who the “Senator Bob” is but I like what he wrote whoever he
is…..I love it…!!!

After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John
McCain for President.
  I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because
some political party was telling me who I should vote for.  We all know the
choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a
chief executive is deeply flawed.  The words “money” and “special intersts”
come to mind, among many others.
> >           Here’s the way I see it:
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> >             Barack Obama,  you are a fine public speaker.  You are also
an extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long
and rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude.  You are
indeed a child of that system.
> >             You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my
capacity to tolerate your insults.  It has nothing at all to do with your
skin color.  As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an
African-American for President.  What a great statement that would be to the
entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!  But,
unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT the man
for this job!
> >             Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never
heard the sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend “God Damn America”
Jeremiah Wright.  It is a matter of record that this has been your church
for over 20 years.  It is a matter of record that you were married there by
this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.  The good
Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to give a lifetime
achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.  We have all now seen
excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now.  And you have publicly
stated that this man IS your “spiritual mentor”.
> >             BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you.
His words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church
congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the
background that disturb me the most.  And please don’t tell me you attended
church there and never once heard a “discouraging word” in the 20 years you
attended there.  Don’t tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that
you are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen
hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery
tirades.
> >             Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out.  I am no
Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.
> >             Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you
never heard such language in all the years you attended there !  This is
like me telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallys and never once
heard the “N” word.  Yep.  And Bill Clinton “did not inhale”.
> >             Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid
things that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something
that is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid
enough to believe you.  THAT is the main reason that I will never vote for
you.  I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously talented
African Americans who would make a good President, that the political system
has chosen YOU.  You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an American, who
will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of Allegiance.  God forbid
you ever get near the Oval Office.
> >             Now, did I mention Bill Clinton ?
> >             AH YES !   This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON,
who this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care
to call herself.  This “feminist” piece of work of course would like to be
referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that family.
> >             MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize
that there are dozens of women who would also make great Presidents.  But,
unfortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU.
Ms. Clinton, I’m sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we waterboarded
your worthless ass!
> >             Still you play the role of the “embarrassed but dignified
noble wife”.  What utter malarky !  I am not voting for you for a world of
reasons, but the main one is the same as not my voting for Senator Obama.
You persistently insult my intelligence.  It COULD be conceivably possible
that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky,  extremely remote, but possible
if we stretch our imaginations a bit.  But you turn around and then ask me
to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones and the legion of
other women who were chewed up and spit out by your lecherous excuse for a
husband.  Puleese turn off this broken record!!!
> >             But let’s set aside your hubby’s flagrant pecadillos.  The
real reason I will never vote for you is that I don’t think the country can
survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy Berger
stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno’s goon squad,
and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like your ugly
face.  So our former President can’t keep his dick in his pants.  The REAL
issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he lied about it and the
pathetically-attempted coverup that followed.  Like you, he is totally
incapable of telling the truth.  He could not do it if you tortured him, and
in voting for you, we would get the BOTH of you, all over again.  The same
folks who could have taken out Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead Americans
ago!
> >             And please stop telling me that you have “8 years of
experience” to lead us.  You were the freakin’ first lady already, not the
Commander in Chief.  Jeez !  The sum of your “experience” is that of the
most worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House.
You even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were
and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect your
worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people who have to
work for a living.
> >             Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal
drugs, alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible
freeloaders in America and to then “garnish the wages” (your own words) of
every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it.  This disaster
you refer to as “Universal Health Care”.  Where have you been the last 30
years ?  Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has been
tried ?  Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since it
gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of their own
labors to pay for those who will not ??
> >             It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and
your hubby have left in your wake.  Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups
that make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur.  The utter contempt and
unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably
the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the epitome of
hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most ardent,
wealthy and powerful political supporters.  A man the news media refuses to
admit IS a “super delegate” in your own political machine, a fine example of
your own “adopted” state of New York.  No wonder you moved there to run for
Senator !  The environment there is perfect for the likes of you!
> >             Yes,  I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU!

> >             Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.
> >             John, you are a flawed man.  You are a bit old, a bit
looney, and you have a notoriously bad temper.  This perfectly qualifies
you, in my humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years.  I WANT your
trembling hand on the nuclear button.
> >             Think about it.
> >             We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running
around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the
world into nuclear Armageddon.  We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and
rattling their sabres at us.  I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I
want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around the
planet.
> >             John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval
Office and throw one of your perfect FITS.   Jump up and down and throw
something through a plate glass window.  Rip the drapes down and foam at the
mouth a bit.  And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can
see it.  I want ALL of these “world leaders” to lay awake at night and to
break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the United
States of America.
> >             I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm
clock on your night stand.  I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran,
Russia, China, Venezuel a, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other
assholes in the sheets, the Saudis.
> >             On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across
the aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get
the Congress to do something.  You may not agree with his efforts, but at
least he TRIED.  For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his head
in a basket.  The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives are
pissed at him.  Just my kinda guy.
> >             I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his
running mate.  Good choice.  I want a JEW whose memory of the Holocaust is
still fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these
towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something
should happen to John.  Shalom, Vice President Joe.  One heartbeat from the
Oval Office.
> >             Finally.  John McCain knows on a most personal level what it
is to suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in
front of you, for their love of America.  When you ask him about it, he will
tell you that what he did was “nothing special”.  Even more incredibly, he
states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do exactly the
same as he did in that situation.  You and I will have a hard time believing
that, but the real point is that John McCain believes that about the
“average American”, and that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will cast
my one poor ballot for on election day for John McCain–warts and all.
> >
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> >             God Bless America,
> >             Senator Bob

Lee SAYS: What could I possibly add that would make it more clear to vote for McCain? ..OOPS…I get it…SEND McCain a donation!