Jimmy Carter Laments That Jesus Didn’t Sell Out to Satan

Now for some theological wisdom from Jimmy Carter, who has been working with corrupt degenerate Bill Clinton to create a moonbat alternative to the Southern Baptist Convention. Carter wistfully muses on how nice it would have been if Jesus had renounced God and accepted Satan’s offer to rule the world:

What a wonderful and benevolent government Jesus could have set up. How exemplary justice would have been. Maybe there would have been Habitat projects all over Israel for anyone who needed a home. And the proud, the rich, and the powerful could not have dominated their fellow citizens. As a twentieth-century governor and president I would have had a perfect pattern to follow. I could have pointed to the Bible and told other government leaders, “This is what Jesus did 2000 years ago in government. Why don’t we do the same?”

In other words, Jesus could have been just like Jimmy Carter, had He not been squeamish about selling Satan His soul.

Lee ADDS: For a man to say, “The shape of a peanut turns me on,” reflects the morals he has. Now Jimmy wants to have God bow to one of His creations! How utterly disgusting!