The Democrat majority of the House of Representatives and the Democrat majority of the Senate are now CALLED TO ORDER.
OINK…OINK…The Democrats of the House and Senate signify their presence. They line up at the PORK troth for their spending requests.
John Murtha speaks. ’ All in favor of denying funding for military spending say OINK.’
The chorus of OINKS is deafening. Try as they may no Republicans can reason with any one of the Democrats at first. Squeals can be heard as the PORK projects are eagerly awaited.
We refuse to OINK for the tax payers money say the majority of Republicans. Their Republican colleagues that do feed at the PORK troth turn abashedly aside. Several Democrats look over their shoulders an lighten up on their OINKING. hmmm they think…
Harry ‘Hands Up’ Reid walks to the dais to speak. As he walks up his curly pig tail can be seen swaying beneath his coat tails.
” We need to spend money to…errr. ..gain more Illegal Alien votes…” He begins in his reedy voice.
“You have to word that differently ‘Hands Up,’ ” says Ted Kennedy as he rushes up and whispers in Reid’s ear. “Tell them its for a school Bill for the neediest amongst our citizenry,” suggests Kennedy.
Harry ‘Hands Up’ smiles and continues…”We simply cannot allow the neediest amongst us to be denied schooling simply because there may be a language barrier…” He drones on as he looks to Kennedy with a smile…Kennedy looks up from the PORK he is feasting on and give ‘Hands Up’ a grunts of agreement.
Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi trots to her seat as she waves her pig tail to Murtha suggestively. “Harry ‘Hands Up’ is making a request of the Senate to fund more children of Illegal Alien’s education. Lets do him one better. Lets give each of them free healthcare, free meals, give their parents drivers lisences even if the can’t read the road signs.” She squeals in anticipation of her re-election ensured by the Illegal Alien vote she is in process of arranging.n Her hooves clatter as she sways side-to-side.
This may sound cute but it is not! The reason it is not cute is that it is happening this very day and I am sick of it! The Democrats have been asking for a spending Bill to be passed that has, or initially did have, $22 BILLION in PORK. When they heard the word “Veto’ they quickly notified the White House of an $11 BILLION reduction, hoping that will get by. Their TV pro-Dem pundits say, “The money asked for as PORK is only about 1 percent of the National Budget…that sounds fair.”
As I pointed out it previous writings, the PORK spending by the Dems and a few erring Republicans is horrendous. If only 1 percent this time, I guess it was 2 percent last time. If we seek to allow that as explanation and accept it, we all deserve the tax increases the Democrat Presidential Candidate have in store for us and more! 1 Percent here, 2 percent there…pretty soon it will equal the National Budget!
When will it ean? Will it end?
